12 Things you should never do in your cube

• Aimless, tuneless whistling
• Paint or clip your fingernails
• Have a hootenanny
• Talk to recruiters or interviewers
• Take a sponge bath
• Have a loud argument over the phone with a family member
• Let a big stinky (or is that your lunch?)
• Look at porn
• Make it look like a dumpster
• Sing along to "Hits from the 60's and 70's"
• Click that pen one more time